Hello.

You look lovely today.

Ok. Let’s get down to business. You may not know it (unlikely, as I crow-bar it into every conversation) but my first career was as an actor/writer/performer type.

Though now working in my other passion of fitness and movement, I miss the performance and creative side of life, alot.

Now, if my extensive hate-mail is to be believed (and, man, it seems as genuine as it is detailed) then a great many people want to see me shot, stabbed, punched, run over, thrown from buildings, (did I mention I used to be an actor), eaten by pigs, and fired from a cannon into a close-proximity wall.

Well…

Now’s your chance!!!

I’m looking for help to fund the first two phases of stunt man.. (stunt person..?)… of stunt man training with the British Action Academy.

After Phase 1 (25th-28th Nov) and Phase 2, (16th-19th Dec) I can start working in the industry.

Each phase is £450, which is not an eye-watering sum, but is enough, pre-Xmas, to induce a spasm of caution, so, I’m asking you, dear reader, for any contribution, help or generosity you see fit to contribute.

Why do it? Well, aside from the hotly anticipated (see above) chance to see me brutalised and murdered in a variety of ways… well... gah, I’ve got nothing. It’ll just make a frustrated (ex-actor!), creative type very happy. And will count as my birthday AND Christmas present.

Spread the word and spread the (financial) love, and thank you in advance!! X