Big Ass Adventure Before the Gray Hairs Take Over My Beard

Hey y'all, I'm back on my Bullshit.

I'm gonna try to get all the way across America this summer, from Maine to Seattle (and into Canada!) by hitchhiking, trains, all the goofy stuff. I've got gray hairs in my beard and if I don't do this now, I'ma be an old man talking about "man I wish I woulda".

I've got some dollars to start out with, but those are gonna run out quick in a country designed to drain the money from your bones fast as hell. If you got like $20 burning a hole in your pocket, and you wanna see how far I get before I try the wrong moose, slide it this way. I'll use it to get from one ocean to another, and maybe eat better than whatever I find in the trash along the way.

I'll post all the pictures and stuff to Facebook, so go take a peek.

It says $10k goal but that's a really unrealistic aspiration, if I get like $200 I'ma be wiping my butt with 10ply like 2017 Justin Bieber.

Funds will be used for:

Food

A place to take a shit with a door

Fuckboy Nonsense

Avoiding *the screams*

The friends we make along the way

The enemies we make along the way

Snacks to throw at birds