Ben & Sarah vs. FIRE

Hi. I'm Benjamin Kozlowski, Scholar of Fortune. I teach philosophy, write essays, record podcast lectures, and generally try to be a decent person. My wife Sarah and I have recently been stripped of our home by FIRE. But we aren't taking this lying down. We're going to beat FIRE by rebuilding our lives together and being mostly unperturbed by this catastrophe. If you, too, want to help us in the war against FIRE, we encourage you to give us money. With more money, we'll probably do stuff like replace our damaged couch, buy board games, and come up with another hospitable home/game night base of operations/amateur library/haven for low-key hangouts, preferably without FIRE or his stupid squatter friends SMOKE and ASH, currently occupying our home. With your help, we'll evict SMOKE and ASH and go back to our regularly-scheduled lives of barely-managed chaos. Thanks!