Bash ‘em,Burn ‘em,or Buy ‘em!

In support of Ukrainian relief, we have to do whatever we can as the US throws Ukraine (aka The Good Guys) under the bus and sides with Putin (aka Voldemort).

So what can a regular guy do to help? I've been so disappointed by my ex-hockey heroes (and apparently ex-Canadians) Wayne Gretzky and Bobby Orr supporting Trump and his vendetta against Canada and democracy in general.

It's one thing to not say anything when you're a public figured idolized by millions, it's entirely another to take out full page newspaper ads and attend inaugurations and Mar-A-Lago parties in support of Donald Trump. Did these guys take too many elbows to the head?

Where is your patriotism, Bobby and Wayne? Where is your moral compass? Most importantly, where is your spine? You used to be Canada's heroes, now you are zeros. It's not too late to get on the right side of history.

I've decided to make a statement and fundraise by getting rid of my treasure Wayne Gretzky and Bobby Orr memorabilia...one way or another.

I've got two framed and autographed photos (Gretzky Jr A autograph, Orr's big goal), and one autographed Orr Bruins jersey.

Here are the options:

1. Bash 'em - using my trusty sledgehammer (and lawn shears for the jersey), reduce these babies to rubble and car rags.

2. Burn 'em - nothing a little Canadian Tire lighter fluid can't make into a lovely pile of ash. And I'll put out the embers with some crappy #99 wine.

3. Buy 'em - this is NOT my preferred option, but if someone can outbid all the folks who are voting to Bash or Burn this trash, I'll consider it. (But I'd really rather bash or burn 'em!)

Either way, 100% of the funds raised go to Ukrainian relief. These folks need our help more than ever, and they're not getting it from the Orange Buffoon and his army of ass kissers.

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."

So let's do something.