Bacon's hospital visit

Bacon the cat had to go to the kitty emergency room because he basically had a clogged weiner. Apparently, this is not uncommon for male cats but it turns out to have a pretty ridiculous price tag to help him out. He has to to stay for 48 hours while they drain him, do X-rays, run tests to try and find out what is up in there blocking his poor weiner. I guess I'm adopting a funny tone here but the fact is that this is my best buddy and I hate to see him in pain and I just don't have the money they're asking for. No, I don't make that much working at an indie theater or making youtubes of people singing in my car. I will find a way to pay for all this even if I have to sell everything I own because I love this guy so much but if anybody feels like chipping in, me and Bacon are much obliged.