Back a Future Doctorate in Science and Philosophy

I'll get straight to the point, I know you don't want to read a big long thing. I have decided I want to go back to college to learn more about the evolutionary and geological science vs creationism and intelligent design debate. I already know the subject well enough to discuss and debate it with doctorates but I would really like to get a doctorate in as many relevant subjects as possible to demonstrate my seriousness about the subject.

Now. This is going to cost a fortune. So I've tried to keep my request reasonable. I'm asking for about enough to do a semester of coursework on either theology or philosophy, which is where I plan to start.

I'm only asking for 1000 but really I think it will cost closer to 8-10,000 to do so comfortably, not have to work full time and etcetera. Anyway if you contribute to this you rock.