Ask me about my WEINER!

Hi everyone! I am once again asking my kind, caring, incredible, iconic friends for help affirming my #trans #identity. That's right, folks, you now have a chance to get in on the ground floor, the literal ground floor that is. Yes, my *ahem* basement. Finally, an answer to the question you've always wanted to ask (but should never ask because it's inappropriate to ask what's going on with another person's genitals!) - so now you know what's in my pants currently and what could SOON be IN MY PANTS with but a few of your generous dollars. And someday, while I'm walking around feeling gender affirmed, you can tell a little dick joke - for me.