Amateur scientist has discovered and invented black magic

Amateur scientist (myself) has discovered how black magic works (/ has invented a working black magic for a first time). Looking for unlimited, rolling, return-free funds to further my work. For large amounts donated, I can do things like personally thank you or mention you in my work, or/and (I'm also an artist) I can make custom pieces of one-off art to thank you. I can provide evidence of my claims.