Dragons, ‍

I'm looking for a crowdsourced donation to own a whopping potential 50% equity split with a number of angel investors in the asset that WILL formerly be known as "My Tits".

Invest in this ✂️ONCE IN A LIFETIME ⏳opportunity for a ROI:

highest 2 bidders get a nipple each

Also if you've ever seen them you HAVE to donate I don't make the rules sorry

(for legal reasons this is a joke, probably)

Full disclosure I am a trust fund baby/private school wanker who will probably be able to afford this on my own in a couple years I just need it before I graduate to go stealth in the big bad world of work!

If you still want to donate any money to me you're actually legally contractually obligated to split it in half and donate to someone who actually needs it to like survive e.g. Islamic Aid (Ramadan Mubarak) or Healing Venezuela

: https://healingvenezuela.enthuse.com/donate#!/

☪️: https://donate.islamic-relief.org.uk/