Hola disciples of Alamaba Lola. Firstly I shall be serious. Our Lozza had a stroke on Monday. An actual real life stroke. And now her brain has slowed down signals to her body, including how to speak. If you’ve watched her stories, you’ll see that she is having bother even talking. She is OKAY. She isn’t go to die. But I thought considering how much she has helped everyone… we can now help her.

She’s raised untold funds, not limited to but including: making sure someone didn’t need to have sex with someone who looked like shrek for £. Providing teachers with extra equipment for their kids in school. Gathering dollar for peoples’ weekly shop. The list is endless, she’s helped loads of people with her platform.

So maybe us lot can pay off her klarna. Or her PayPal pay in 3. Possibly some of her never ending overdraft. Maybe there could even be enough left over so she can take her worlds on another caravan holiday. She is in her stroke era now.

Please & thank you. Spare what you can etc. Let’s make things a bit easier for Slurry McGee.

DISCIPLES UNITE.