ADOPT A HAIR

As you know, Boris is turning 50 on May 1, 2024. I need your help to soften the blow.

In reality, blow drying his hair is an activity that no longer features in his life.

But with a hair transplant we can restore his balding head to its former glory and he will feel 20 once again!

What started as a joke is becoming a crowdfunding campaign. You can all be part of it by sponsoring a lock, a patch and - who knows - even a dreadlock. He needs at least 4000 grafts at 50p each over 2 sessions.

It would be the best birthday present ever, with all of his friends permanently living on his scalp.

Any unused amount will be dedicated towards his newly restored shampoo budget...

p.s. For those that are mortified by this proposition, it was initially Boris's idea (he was joking when he mentioned it...'wouldn't it be hilarious if...') and I hijacked it!