I never thought I’d have to do this. Always thought this was for really destitute people or just tacky self-centered people. Well.. I guess Blake and I are pretty desperate. So here goes.

Our house burned to a crisp. We got nothing. We’re slowly rebuilding because of how nice and charitable some people have been. (We even got some free clothes and shoes  from a great woman named Debbie) But there’s so much more we are gonna need, especially if we want to find a new place. 

The little things keep adding up, and anything will help so we can have some semblance of normalcy again.  

Who knows, maybe with your guys help I can get a dyson vacuum cleaner for my next place. Y’all know how much I love a vacuum cleaner. That’d be rad. 

Anyway, that Jew guilt is starting to build up and I don’t even wanna think about how I have to ask for donations... so I’m gonna just end this and press submit.

Thank you everybody from me and Blake.