We the People (Would Also Like to Survive, Thanks.)

Hi I’m Marcus,

Just a regular person trying to survive the upcoming apocalypse with a little dignity…Inspired by certain tech billionaires and elites spending hundreds of millions on doomsday bunkers (you know who you are), I thought: Why should they be the only ones who survive the end of the world in comfort?

While billionaires are busy building luxury bunkers with escape tunnels and cryogenic freezers for their feelings, the rest of us are out here Googling "how long does canned corn last?" and wondering if we can out-run radiation in Crocs...

A certain billionaire reportedly spent $270 million on his doomsday compound. Thats cool - I’m not here to judge (yes, I am). But if they get to have a high-tech bunker, then I say: we build one too. For Everyone!

This campaign is raising $270 million (plus tax, inflation, and emotional damage) to build the Peoples Bunker - a safe, affordable, slightly sarcastic underground sanctuary for those of us who weren’t invited to the elite’s end-of-the-world afterparty…

We're talking communal living with clean air, amazing water pressure, and an absolute ban on anyone who uses "synergy" unironically. No billionaires, no bots, just bunker justice.

Also apparently the US has already built a secret $21T underground city for the rich and powerful to live if 'near-extinction event happens.....but what do I know?

Will it happen?

Unclear.

Should it happen?

Absolutely.

Will I build it if this somehow works?

Try me.

Let’s out-bunker the billionaires. For the memes, For the people. For America's ass!

FAQ Section – “Frequently Asked Fallot Questions”

Q: Is this real or a joke?

A: Yes. Its real and a joke. This campaign is satire, but if it gets funded, I will absolutely bunker up and build this thing. I don’t play when it comes to people-powered panic shelters.

Q: Who gets into the bunker?

A: Everyone who isn’t hoarding wealth, scheming to upload their consciousness, or trying to sell me NFTs. If your chill, you’re in.

Q: What’s the bunker like?

A: Think, less Bond villain lair, more co-op commune meets Fallout vault. No gold-plated bidets – just honest plumbing, canned goods, community vibes, and zero crypto shills.

Q: Will there be Internet?

A: Limited Wi-Fi for important things: Wikipedia, fan fiction, streaming 2010s sitcoms, Anime. No socal media, unless its meme archives. Reddit is cool though.

Q: What happens if this doesn’t get funded?

A: We cry, laugh, and go back to DIY survival in Alaska edition. Either way, we made a point and had some fun.

Q: What happens if it does get funded?

A: We build. Ill hire real engineers, buy real land, and start the world’s first crowd-funded anti-elite apocalypse sanctuary.

Q: Can I name something in the bunker?

A: If you donate enough, you can name a bunk, a toilet, or even emergency chili reserves. Stay tuned for tier rewards.

Q: Is this going to be a pet friendly environment?

A: Duh.

Q: Why are you doing this?

A: Because watching billionaires’ prep for the end while the rest of us scroll through TikTok’s in a Target parking lot is peak dystopia. This is Satire with just enough budgetary ambition to become reality.

Disclaimer:

This is a satirical campaign, created in good humor, inspired by the real-world absurdity of billionaire bunkers and should not be interpreted as a genuine attempt to replicate or impersonate any individual, organization, or construction initiative. All names, concepts, and bunker- related ambitions are fictional or exaggerated for comedic effect. Contributions are entirely voluntary and will be used in line will the spirit of the project: communal absurdity, and perhaps to purchase a shovel.