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"OnceYouGoPersian" - New Book!
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Hi Friends...
I've been writing a new HILARIOUS book + Recording a funny AudioBook version. You'll love it...
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To be, or not to be, PERSIAN-- that is the question carefully explored in this book.
Born and raised in America with a dad from the Middle East and a mom from the Mid-West, I knew nothing of my Persian side, but that all changed when I moved to LA 12 years ago.
You're invited along as we investigate the funniest parts of growing up with an immigrant family in America.
This book brings much needed laughter to a variety of topics, like:
~How to arrive at a Persian Party (and leave on time!)
~How to introduce a loved one to your crazy family
~How to speak with a Persian accent
~How to return ANYTHING to Costco
~How to get a good deal on hair removal services
...and many more!
Prepare to be charmed with funny family memories, ‘horror stories’ from a comedian on the road, valuable cultural tips, (plus three delicious recipes!)
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Why I need your help:
Making a book is not easy. After 2 long years it's almost here. I performed standup every night to ensure these stories are guaranteed to make you laugh.
The Paperback is 160 pages, with great pictures inside.
The Audio Version has music, funny sound effects, and I READ IT TO YOU!
I wrote it all myself. Not like these other comedians who have their PR team do it for them.
~Suggested Donation Levels are BELOW~ (but we appreciate any amount.)
HERE's why books are so expensive for an artist... I've invested over $10,000 on the following:
~graphic designer for the book
~proof readers & editors
~photo shoot for the cover of the book
~illustrators for the artwork inside
~sound engineering for the audio book
~amazon & audible fees
~filming a LIVE book reading to show people what's in the book
~hundreds of hours putting the book together
~printing 2,000 copies
...and more (things always pop-up) :(
*RATED: All Ages!
Artists need your help to keep creating. You'll love the funny stories as well as the sentimental moments in this hilarious new book.
If we turn the right heads, it could easily be made into a tv series or movie just like 'Crazy Rich Asians'. ...It's time! TANX YOU FOR YOUR HELP
-----------SUGGESTED DONATION LEVELS----------
LEVEL 1: $10 = 'Tanx' for helping me make this e-book!
LEVEL 2: $20 = 'Tanx You' for helping me make the Paperback Book
LEVEL 3: $100 = 'Tanx God!' All the above. See a comedy show near you on www.kvon.tv ?
SUPER DONOR= $500 YOU tell ME!
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DONATE & please share this on your social media. I can't wait to make you laugh with these stories!
Love,
~K-von
(The Most Famous Half-Persian Comedian in the World)
*Bookings: K-vonComedy.com & facebook.com/KvonComedy
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