Lets Buy A Pirate Ship

People of Reddit. I have a dream to own a pirate ship. My music with the Fish in a Birdcage project is reaching close to 150-280 thousand views per day with the reddit streams. If 250,000 people donate 5$ we could have a pirate ship. I'll sail this thing as a musician on tour and play private concerts for the people who donated. Worst case scenario, you lose 5$. Best case scenario, private concert on a pirate ship. With your donation your name goes on the guest list for when it's going around the world on tour!