Hi, guys! My name's Keelan. I'm a piano player, working in the Hamptons, and I love making music. I love the moment when I realize I've produced sounds that others will remember. The only problem is that my formerly noble Yamaha keyboard is on her last legs, and I'm laughably broke (remember: musician), and therefore in no position to replace the daft, spark-throwing old thing. What I'd like to do is set up a page on Gofundme with a hypothetical number (in this case $2000) and see how much money I can raise towards a new board. Then I'll trot that final sum over to Guitar Center and pick myself up a gleaming dream machine of musical happiness that I can devote to my dharmic task of making people sonically ecstatic long into the future. To any kind soul who makes a contribution to this fund, I will be permanantly and meaningfully indebted, up to and including mowing your lawn (probably not), giving you a great big hug whenever I see you (probably), and giving you the very best of my original, risky, open-hearted music on every occasion I can (certainly). Thank you, good night, and God bless Suffolk County.