Elopement Plans

Halo! And welcome to yOur page.*

Thank you so much for taking the time to visit.*** 

My name is Nicole Janette Reed* and I'm here on GoFundMe to HALP fundraise cash for my boyfriend Jordan Lance Yeo** and I to get properly hitched in a private wedding ceremony. We met back in 2015 on Match.com, and we've been attached to the hip ever since. Jordan* and I have had our fair share of ups and downs over the years, but our love, dedication and friendship have kept our foundation strong. Together we have watched family and friends marry; loved ones die; we've relocated for work several times; and we've even trafficked ourselves across continents to do missionary work in Hong Kong! Ha.*

Although vi are both proud of our educational backgrounds, which have afforded US of A*** the opportunity to explore our curiosities in the world around us, we're aggressively paying off our student loans debt. After careful thought and deep discussion, Jord* and I have decided to forgo a big family wedding and instead elope in a private ceremony with a tiny party of 13 o'clock by a Minister of the Church in PEI.** Following yOur pleasant engagement, vi will be wed on familial soil once again before taking off for yOur honeymoon at the Ritz Carlton in the Maldives.**** We've crunched the numbers, and we're looking roughly at an annual salary of 300K$ to make yOur dream holiday a reality.* Beep, beep.

We greatly appreciate you taking the time to listen to yOur love story and yOur consideration in helping us to achieve yOur dream. It's a once-in-a-lifetime experience (pickles***), and we pray it will be a blessed day for everyone. Xoxo.

Thank you too!!!!**

All the Best,

Nikki and Charlie

*KEYNOTE: The names, noses and pictures have been changed to protect the innocent. The portrayal are actors and are not held responsible for the resulting activities of true crime and blood betrayal elicited. 

**Women do not chase yOur men. Men do not mislead yOur women. Dream lie at yOur own risk.

***Safe word.

****This entire business plan is under proper maintenance. End point.