An electrician, father, husband and connoisseur
of fine craft beers; Brodie Johnson has set and broken many world records including his two most recent awards from the Council for Cohesive Family Analysis - the 2017 Best Father and Best Husband award (these now are proudly displayed next to his "Best Unannounced Flatulation Award").
A man of great inner and outer humour, Brodie is the first to laugh at any opportunity and it is this, THIS, that draws all people to him, people from all walks of life...baseball lovers, bone breakers, RV campers, family men, hocky fighters, blonde locks associates and general awesome people who usually end up becomming great friends as a result of knowing him.
When Ashton Kutcher's Punk'd came out, Brodie got angry...it was a rough time...The great Brodie threatened to launch a lawsuit for the theft of prankage, but Ashton eventually called to inform Brodie that he was still to retain his United Nations Order of the Worlds Prankster title, though he would still manage to convince the public that he did in fact NOT hold this title, he does in fact know the truth...no one can beat a master...
It is easy to say that as famous as Brodie is, he always makes time for his family, pals and pets from all over.
In May of 2017, Brodie was taken to hospital and recieved the news that he had brain cancer. Fortunatly the surgeons swept in and cleared this amazing brain of the present tumour while leaving the Proximal AWESOMELMOMIA Lobe intact.
We know that there are tough times ahead for Mr. Brodie Johnson, and we all love him as he loves us; so please help us to help him, his wife and kids to seek out whatever treatments are available, provide some awesome times with his two daughters and wife, and perhaps find the right potion of FCKCANCERA that will slay his internal demons and allow the man, the myth, the legend dragon slayer of Team Excalibur to get back to his sexy 007 ways again!
Thank you to all who contribute and know that we are in debt to you for helping this icon of human decency! Hearts of all, young and old, are full of joy for each dollar you provide.
Historian and Theologian
The Church of Brodian Justice
On Behalf of:: Shop 144 and IBEW Local 230 Represented at FMF Cape Breton