My lost testicle.To the sack in the sky

Hi my name is Lance, I’ve just woken up in hospital, on my birthday, with one less testicle than I had yesterday. Some routine surgery resulted in a my nutz becoming a nut. It’s been a ballache.

I thought I would put this out there so everyone can throw out some fantastic nutty one liners and get all of the inevitable banter out of the way with in one go. No point being salty about it when we can all have a laugh. Il use any money raised to take the family on our first 50% less testosterone fuelled holiday. At worst hopefully enough to get a pint when I recover.

To all you dual wielding men out there cup them baby makers tightly and never take them for granted!

Please use any creative puns and one liners in any donations and spread the word. If you have the balls!