Bury Me in the Cubs Fan Wall
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Hi Everyone! I never really cared much about where I was to spend eternity. That is until today! At Bohemian National Cemetery in Chicago,Il stands "Beyond the Vines". It's a Cubs fan ivy covered burial wall complete with stadium seating, a bullpen bench, and real turf and bricks from Wrigley Field!
Slots are going fast, and I thought it would be a nice idea if you paid for it all. That way, when I'm alive I can visit my own grave and think about all the awesome people who bought it for me. And! I get to be interred in the coolest tomb of all time!!
The "Eternal Sky Box" and the Memorial Name Plate go for 2100$. I know I should be kickstartering for a new album like everyone else, but I'll pay for that myself. I want YOU to pay for my grave, because YOU are most likely the person who put me in it! Just kidding. We all know I did it to myself.
If I happen to outlive you....ok...stop laughing...IF...I outlive you, you will also have the opportunity to dance on my grave before I'm even in it. So this is truly a win win for all of us.
So won't you start giving for when I stop living?
Slots are going fast, and I thought it would be a nice idea if you paid for it all. That way, when I'm alive I can visit my own grave and think about all the awesome people who bought it for me. And! I get to be interred in the coolest tomb of all time!!
The "Eternal Sky Box" and the Memorial Name Plate go for 2100$. I know I should be kickstartering for a new album like everyone else, but I'll pay for that myself. I want YOU to pay for my grave, because YOU are most likely the person who put me in it! Just kidding. We all know I did it to myself.
If I happen to outlive you....ok...stop laughing...IF...I outlive you, you will also have the opportunity to dance on my grave before I'm even in it. So this is truly a win win for all of us.
So won't you start giving for when I stop living?
Organizer
Danny Rockett
Organizer
Chicago, IL