Benny's Broke(n)

My dear friends, as you may have heard, I've recently been rendered temporarily lamé due to the errant swing of a pickaxe into my right ankle.  As a result, I am unable to work for several weeks, leaving me in a financially precarious position.   Humbly, I approach this crowdsourcing platform to raise the skeleton funds necessary for basic rent, bills, and food over the next month.

I feel immense pride and gratitude to count myself amongst a community of supportive, generous, magical beings, and with your gracious support, I'll be back to dancing across the stars in no time.