In a bold display of optimism over preparation, I’ve decided to tackle the London to Brighton cycle marathon… with absolutely zero training and less than two weeks to go. Armed with enthusiasm and questionable life choices, I’ll be joining my sister, who has trained diligently for this moment, while I rely solely on blind faith, stubbornness, and a bike that’s mostly served as a laundry rack. She’ll be cruising — I’ll be crawling. Why? Because we’re doing it for a great cause — raising money for Alzheimer’s Research. While my legs may not survive, your donation can make a real difference. Please support us (and distract from my lack of fitness) by donating to this incredible cause. Every penny helps! Pray for my legs and my dignity.