Well my boys, you finally broke me. I started a Gofundme for the trip of my lifetime as well as my death. You guys are so irresistibly persistent, and since mods don't allow such posts on /r/golf, they advised me to do it privately. Here is y story in greater detail: https://dukecancerinstitute.org/news/buzzer-beater

It is going against everything that I am to do this, but you've convinced me. I will kiss the grass of Olde Course and kneel. I cannot give up, not for my boys, not for myself, and not for you.

Incredibly grateful and humbled,

Milos aka Inaaace