I've gotten a dream job -- cataloging rare books at the Library of Congress; I start on October 17, and will likely be moving on October 1. Wahoo!

Less wahoo-inspiring: because they're federally-funded, they don't pay relocation costs. Stupid as I feel doing this, I'm asking for help. If you can't or don't feel comfortable doing this, I understand completely.

Help me rent a UHaul or hire a moving service to get me and/or my stuff to wherever in the DC area I find an apartment!