Hi, some of you know little Ethan. For those who don’t, he’s the son of big boss VP. It can’t be easy to always have to prove yourself. Lately he’s been a big disappointment. His boots are fucked and they’ve been this way for months. Also, with the winter fucking around there’s been a lot of rain and little Ethan always have wet feet. He’s making junior salary and with AC allotment he can’t buy shit.

Help little Ethan before he gets his ass fired for looking like a hobo. Help little Ethan so he can keep being our bitch. Help little Ethan so he can keep doing his amazing work with us.