Some a-hole broke into the Mullen's garage and stole IronMan's tri and mountain bikes.  Maureen is a bit struck by the symbolism of the theft (as you know, Mike is fighting cancer right now).

I'm not going to stand for that.  You shouldn't either.   IronMan WILL ride again, dammit.

I have offered and offered to help Maureen and Mike these past few weeks, and I bet you have too.  They haven't let me do anything for them, because they never ask for anything.  

Let's right this wrong and get IronMan's bikes back.  He's not done.  This was not a sign.  Your contribution absolutely IS a sign of love and support, one they haven't asked for and won't refuse (I promise to be very pushy in making them take it. I'm Maureen's run coach, I ROCK pushy.  Ask anyone)

xoxoxo