Let’s Give Bob Dylan A Nice Bed!

For over 50 years, Bob Dylan has been one of the most celebrated figures in American music. His songs have redefined genres and given voice to generations, and he has continued to crank out tune after awesome tune well into his winter years. He has given us everything while asking nothing in return, and for that, we think it’s about time that America said “thank you” for all his contributions to our ears and our hearts.

Hence, we have started this GoFundMe page with the goal of purchasing Bob a brand-new Sleep Number® adjustable bed. This includes a classic c2 Sleep Number® mattress, a sturdy modular base, and an intuitive wireless remote for adjusting the bed’s firmness. With taxes and shipping, the bed will cost $1,359.97. It is expensive, but we believe that this is the least we can do to thank “The Man In The Hat” for his service to the American people.

If we exceed our goal, the extra money will go toward purchasing comfortable blankets and/or additional Sleep Number® adjustable beds for Bob. If we fail to meet our goal, any money raised will be refunded to the original donors. But let’s hope it doesn’t come to that.

If you have ever listened to any of Bob’s music, you owe it to him to donate to this wonderful cause. Let’s show him that he is not forgotten, but rather loved and feared.

Thank you in advance for your donations, and God bless.

Update: 

We thought we’d send out a quick note to help answer some of the questions we’ve been receiving about our campaign.

We, the editorial team at ClickHole.com, do not know Bob Dylan personally, but as long-time fans we felt this would be a wonderful way to show him our appreciation. Out of the $1,359.97 we’re trying to raise, $1,099.98 of it will go towards the bed itself, $179.99 will go towards shipping, and the remaining $80 will cover taxes. Once the money is raised, we will purchase the bed and have it sent to the Columbia Records headquarters in New York, care of Mr. Dylan.

Thank you all for the generosity you have already shown, and we look forward to meeting our goal soon!

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  • William McCallum 
    • $25 
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  • Peter Swinburne 
    • $50 
    • 54 mos
  • John Hartberg 
    • $5 
    • 54 mos
  • Jesse Molen 
    • $40 
    • 54 mos
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    • $25 
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ClickHole Fundraiser 
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Chicago, IL
The Onion 
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