Hi, my name is Gord and I'm currently unemployed. (Being in this situation between Christmas and New Years' is an awkward ride, believe me.) Owing to some hospital visits I find myself in a position where I must ask for help. Despite my efforts to find work, things are not progressing fast enough and I now find myself in a stupidly awkward position. Any help you could give would be appreciated beyond measure. Thank you, thank you, thank you. -GD