Jeff has a tumor!
Donation protected
Hello!
I have a friend named Jeff. He is a fantastic comedian, an okay lover, and a great all around guy. Unfortunately he has also recently been diagnosed with pleomorphic adenoma which is a fancy way of saying that he has a tumor in his face.
If you've ever seen Jeff's face you know that it is one of his best qualities. Without it, I'm afriad that Jeff would have to develope a personality. In order to save Jeff's face, he is going to have to undergo a series of relatively complicated surgeries, which will cost more money than Jeff has.
That's where you come in!
If every one of Jeff's friends could pitch in just $1, Jeff could afford a sandwich to help him wait for death. OR! If by some miracle, Jeff's friends were able to pitch in a little more it would really help Jeff cover his hospital bills and allow him to get the surgery he needs to keep his face.
Honestly, Jeff is one of the funniest people I know and he has a really bright future ahead of him so anything you could donate would be really appreciated. I'm also asking for selfish reasons because I don't think I'm strong enough to hang out with a tumor riddled dude with no face.
Thank you so much!
David
P.S. - A message from Jeff:
I have a friend named Jeff. He is a fantastic comedian, an okay lover, and a great all around guy. Unfortunately he has also recently been diagnosed with pleomorphic adenoma which is a fancy way of saying that he has a tumor in his face.
If you've ever seen Jeff's face you know that it is one of his best qualities. Without it, I'm afriad that Jeff would have to develope a personality. In order to save Jeff's face, he is going to have to undergo a series of relatively complicated surgeries, which will cost more money than Jeff has.
That's where you come in!
If every one of Jeff's friends could pitch in just $1, Jeff could afford a sandwich to help him wait for death. OR! If by some miracle, Jeff's friends were able to pitch in a little more it would really help Jeff cover his hospital bills and allow him to get the surgery he needs to keep his face.
Honestly, Jeff is one of the funniest people I know and he has a really bright future ahead of him so anything you could donate would be really appreciated. I'm also asking for selfish reasons because I don't think I'm strong enough to hang out with a tumor riddled dude with no face.
Thank you so much!
David
P.S. - A message from Jeff:
Organizer and beneficiary
David Drake
Organizer
Chicago, IL
Jeff Arcuri
Beneficiary