"My house imploded."
I will never forget the moment I heard those words, spoken by perhaps the most overrated and underrated artist in all of magic, Dan Harlan.
What started as a simple Zoom celebration, quickly turned calamitous. PJ turned from pajamas to Pulsating Jelly, and portals were opened, ultimately resulting in the catastrophic implosion of Harlan's house and the creation of The Vast Emptiness.
Please help us gain the funds needed to sieve the dust of Harlan's home (some broken down into individual atoms) from the atmosphere and to invent the technology needed to turn this dust back into his house. (And hopefully his cat too?)
In the meantime, Harlan will be floating aimlessly in The Vast Emptiness, waiting for our generosity.
As a great thank you, Harlan will personally Zoom Teleport from The Vast Emptiness to your home for any donation over $5000 (*within the lower 48 states). $10,000 donation required for out of country Zoom Teleportation.
From the tip of my trunk to the bottom of my heart, thank you. Together we will replode this house!