Time To Sell New Zealand (Ebay Shut Me Down)

I decided to sell the country of New Zealand

Now why would I do this you ask?  Well you see NZ and I have had a rough past, firstly I made some rather mean statements about them (yes I bullied a country) I found myself on national TV in that country and they were not happy. To cut a long story short, I decided to sell that country, get rid of it, if you will. But I'm not a greedy many, I thought lets sell it for charity, 50% of the profits to go directly to -

Swiss 8 - A charity designed for veterans, to help their mental and physical well being. 
and 50% 

GAP (Greyhounds as Pets) - Gap helps find retired racers a new home, if you have never met a greyhound they are the most wonderful creatures in the world.

This fundraiser hit almost $40,000 on eBay before those pricks shut it down, lets see what we can do here.

Withdrawal Plan:

The full amount will be dispersed evenly between the two nominated charities.

I will withdraw the money and then deposit it through their respective online features to those charities.