Need money for Houseboat

Once upon a time, there were two high school boys who were in a dilemma. They wanted to party, but they had no where to do this. Then, all of the sudden, the smarter one had a great idea. They would buy a houseboat. There was one slight problem, unfortunately. They were broke af and saving was not an option because all of their money was in liquid investments and blood diamonds. Everyone called them stupid, including their parents, but fuck it, they're unique. Their dream seemed all but gone until one day, the smarter one was patrolling  TFM. He saw some post about gofundme. He thought well shit, let's fund this boat. All his friends called them stupid and said, "Who would donate??" But I know who will donate. YOU will donate. You, the kind soul out there will help these poor boys out. Any donation would help. Worst case scenario, we get enough money for a case of beer. But you won't let that happen. You're better than that. 

Thank you for your time.

P.S. Which should be the name, The Fratican or Reef Raff?