ESR Delegate To Nerd Convention

Greetings ESR

I am willing to sacrifice myself to make the drive to Boston to surround myself with the dirtiest of weebs and nerds alike to try out this new game they call Quake and sign up as many of you fine gentlemen to the closed beta.

If I could get enough money to ebay a sunday pass, that'll will be the day I go. Gas and tolls on me.

If for whatever reason I can't sneak your email in, I'll paypal you back. You have my word.

I'll also confirm features/answer questions upon request when I try it.

Thank you for your time citizens!