Close Your Legs, Honey

$5,100 of $5,000 goal

Raised by 102 people in 4 months
Created May 28, 2018

We'd love to put together a cast recording for ya'll and are accepting donations through the run to make it happen!

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Close Your Legs, Honey - A New Musical 
Book, Music & Lyrics by Hannah Parke & Shamus Hunter McCarty
Orchestrations by Damien Figueras
Additional Music by Matthew Mastronardi

She's plucked, sucked, and tucked-beauty has met it's match! Join Honey and her foul-mouthed Mama for a pop/country musical misadventure as they take on an army of pint-sized glamazons for Grand Supreme glory! Will she win? Mama say a prayer! A hilarious world-premiere dark-comedy musical about ugly people in a world of beauty.
Close Your Legs, Honey  zooms in on Honey Baker, the smartest little girl at the glitziest pageant in lower-middle Tennessee and asks what's so wrong with being mediocre? There is no better medium than the experimental, diverse programming of the Philadelphia Fringe Festival!

Our team is incredible and boasts some of the hottest talent in Philadelphia including multiple Barrymore Award nominees with credits at the biggest names in regional musical theatre including Walnut Street Theatre, 11th Hour Theatre Company, the Arden, Bristol Riverside Theatre, the Eagle Theatre, Media Theater, People's Light, Act II Playhouse & more!
Hannah Parke, Katherine Perry, Camille E. Young, Claris Park, Jenna Kuerzi, Colleen Murphy, Kendyll Young, Tyler S. Elliot, Amy Boehly and one more cast member being announced soon!

Hannah Parke, Shamus Hunter McCarty, Matthew Mastronardi, Dana Kreitz, Damien Figueras, Michal Kortsarts, Artur Almeida, Robin Stamey, Blair Thompson & MJ Santry

So donate, spread the word, sing along and get ready to fall in love with Honey, her foul-mouthed Mama, a country singing diety and the rest of the crazy cast of characters in Close Your Legs, Honey!

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THANK YOU! To each and every one of you! We can't wait to see you at the show! If you haven't let us know if you're coming to our performance on 9/4 @ 8:30 PM please message us soon, seats are filling up!

We'll be sharing some more exclusive donor content soon but for now please know your support means the world to us!
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WE MADE IT OVER $3000 in just over a month! Thank you to all of you for your views, shares and donations! Only $1400 left in the next month! Here's a little sample of a new song from our recent concert! We hope it makes you smile!
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We did it! $2000 in less than a month! Thank you to all our donors!!

As promised here's the one and only Camille E. Young singing one of our original songs, Dolly Says, at Close Your Legs, Honey in concert! Big donor matching announcement tomorrow!
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THANK YOU! We are so grateful for your support and put together a little video so you could meet Mama! Learn the songs before you see it and ghelp us spread the word about Close Your Legs, Honey!
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Raised by 102 people in 4 months
Created May 28, 2018
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