Gio Giopoulos is fundraising
#PeaceForGio
In the 80's a vicious rumour emerged which claimed that Richard Gere engaged in certain sexy relations with a gerbil. The world laughed, and because the internet was not yet prevalent (it was mostly used by Military Generals to send pixelated pics of their junk to each other), it was mostly forgotten. But in the wake of the chaos, the descendants of that brave Gerbil continued to feel the effects of that stinky little rumour.
Meet Gio. 50 generations removed from that infamous day, and he is still feeling the impacts. Frequently alarmed, (as you can see from his ridiculously oversized eyes) Gio's life is misery. He can't poop without crying, and even seeing a picture of Richard Gere leaves him comatose for days. The leading Gerbil psychologists are willing to help, however their field is extremely specialized, with only several clinically insane former Dr's willing to take on this work. Won't you help? Won't you bring peace to GIO?
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