Build A Wall In The English Channel
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I am raising money to build a sea border wall in the English Channel to protect the United Kingdom from illegal immigrants.
My name is Simon Harris, and I am a concerned and proud British citizen.
In the last week or so, we have seen an unprecedented number of vessels crossing the English Channel, and it is clear that our border force needs help.
I have created a basic design for the border in the attached image, and I am proposing a border wall similar to what you would normally find in a swimming pool separating the lanes - except that this will be made out of a better quality plastic that is covered in a special adhesive that makes boats stick to it. Something like Bostik but a lot stronger.
It would look something like this, but on a much bigger scale:
I would probably need to hire a couple of hovercrafts to get it installed. This has been factored into the cost.
In the event that an illegal vessel comes into contact with it, it would remain stuck in place until the French navy arrives to rescue them, and if enough boats get stuck to it in one go, the whole thing could simply be towed back to the French coast.
I know that you are all asking the same question - what happens to all of the legitimate boats trying to cross the sea?
My solution would be a special gap in the middle of the border that can be opened and closed by a border guard on duty, something like you get outside a nightclub where the bouncer unclips it to allow people in before closing it again.
I have calculated that I will need £100,000 for the proposed stretch of the sea, but any excess funds will be used to make the border even longer reaching along to the Solent or even Cornwall.
Our government won't step up, so it's time to take action!
LEGAL NOTE: In the event that this project runs into difficulties during the research and development stage, funds will be donated to charitable causes in the South East of England.
Media Enquiries: [email editado]
My name is Simon Harris, and I am a concerned and proud British citizen.
In the last week or so, we have seen an unprecedented number of vessels crossing the English Channel, and it is clear that our border force needs help.
I have created a basic design for the border in the attached image, and I am proposing a border wall similar to what you would normally find in a swimming pool separating the lanes - except that this will be made out of a better quality plastic that is covered in a special adhesive that makes boats stick to it. Something like Bostik but a lot stronger.
It would look something like this, but on a much bigger scale:
I would probably need to hire a couple of hovercrafts to get it installed. This has been factored into the cost.
In the event that an illegal vessel comes into contact with it, it would remain stuck in place until the French navy arrives to rescue them, and if enough boats get stuck to it in one go, the whole thing could simply be towed back to the French coast.
I know that you are all asking the same question - what happens to all of the legitimate boats trying to cross the sea?
My solution would be a special gap in the middle of the border that can be opened and closed by a border guard on duty, something like you get outside a nightclub where the bouncer unclips it to allow people in before closing it again.
I have calculated that I will need £100,000 for the proposed stretch of the sea, but any excess funds will be used to make the border even longer reaching along to the Solent or even Cornwall.
Our government won't step up, so it's time to take action!
LEGAL NOTE: In the event that this project runs into difficulties during the research and development stage, funds will be donated to charitable causes in the South East of England.
Media Enquiries: [email editado]
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Simon Harris
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