BTEIMHO 2: Rebs vs Gators
Donation protected
Recommended donations:
• Guys: $30 - $50 (don’t be a squid)
• Chicks: $ as many points as you want the Gators to score
$100 - 1 Beer for Everyone
$250 - Verne Lundquist Impressionist
$500 - Funnels
$1000 - Pool Floats
$2000 - Ice Luges
$2500 - Stage
$3000 - Drones
$3500 - Elevated Stage
$4000 - Picture with Michael Hice for each guest in attendance
$5000 - Midget Bartenders
$5500 - DMO Swag Guest DJ Set
$8000 - Chik Fil A Nugget Trays with Unlimited Sauces
Gators and Rebs,
An inspirational, articulate and witty Facebook event message can change the course of history. It can draw attendance far and wide, bringing people together in ways unforeseen to previous generations.
This is not one of those messages.
From the same folks who brought you BTEIMHO, we’d like to formally announce the second edition: BTEIMHO2. Rather than sit here and work on a peppy little sonnet, let’s just take a look at the facts from last year's event:
• Fireball handles consumed: 18
• Kegs consumed: 12
• Publix chicken tenders consumed: 0
• Photo booth images taken: 450
• Diseases incurred via ice luges: 20+
• Undergrad babes riding inflatable pool goose: 12
• Length of email outlining alleged damages: 650 words
• Funds raised: $3,630
• Funds spent: $4,250
As Coach Mac would say, “if you ain’t getting better, you’re getting worse”. We fully intend to make this year’s outing an improvement on what was a formidable first edition.
That said, we’ll need your help to try to keep our non-profit all-party event from being another for-deficit all-party event. The GoFundMe link below will go directly towards the arrangements we are working to finalize, including all the booze you can imagine, ice luges, funnels, drones, pool floats, pictures with Michael Hice and quite possibly the elusive midget bar tenders.
Follow the link for more details.
Thanks to the gracious offering from a gator great, we have our venue secured. The location and address will be revealed closer to the gameday but can promise it will not disappoint.
In what can only be described as the best/worst news of all time, kickoff has been slotted for 7 PM EST. We’ll get started around 2 PM.
LFG,
The BTEIMHO Committee
• Guys: $30 - $50 (don’t be a squid)
• Chicks: $ as many points as you want the Gators to score
$100 - 1 Beer for Everyone
$250 - Verne Lundquist Impressionist
$500 - Funnels
$1000 - Pool Floats
$2000 - Ice Luges
$2500 - Stage
$3000 - Drones
$3500 - Elevated Stage
$4000 - Picture with Michael Hice for each guest in attendance
$5000 - Midget Bartenders
$5500 - DMO Swag Guest DJ Set
$8000 - Chik Fil A Nugget Trays with Unlimited Sauces
Gators and Rebs,
An inspirational, articulate and witty Facebook event message can change the course of history. It can draw attendance far and wide, bringing people together in ways unforeseen to previous generations.
This is not one of those messages.
From the same folks who brought you BTEIMHO, we’d like to formally announce the second edition: BTEIMHO2. Rather than sit here and work on a peppy little sonnet, let’s just take a look at the facts from last year's event:
• Fireball handles consumed: 18
• Kegs consumed: 12
• Publix chicken tenders consumed: 0
• Photo booth images taken: 450
• Diseases incurred via ice luges: 20+
• Undergrad babes riding inflatable pool goose: 12
• Length of email outlining alleged damages: 650 words
• Funds raised: $3,630
• Funds spent: $4,250
As Coach Mac would say, “if you ain’t getting better, you’re getting worse”. We fully intend to make this year’s outing an improvement on what was a formidable first edition.
That said, we’ll need your help to try to keep our non-profit all-party event from being another for-deficit all-party event. The GoFundMe link below will go directly towards the arrangements we are working to finalize, including all the booze you can imagine, ice luges, funnels, drones, pool floats, pictures with Michael Hice and quite possibly the elusive midget bar tenders.
Follow the link for more details.
Thanks to the gracious offering from a gator great, we have our venue secured. The location and address will be revealed closer to the gameday but can promise it will not disappoint.
In what can only be described as the best/worst news of all time, kickoff has been slotted for 7 PM EST. We’ll get started around 2 PM.
LFG,
The BTEIMHO Committee
Organizer
Tyler Fawbush
Organizer
Gainesville, FL