Help Me Eat One Of Everything
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EDIT AND UPDATE: since we reached the goal and the mission is over and this has become wildly popular for whatever reason, all donations from this point on will be sent to thepaintedbrain.com, a community for artists with severe mental illness. Thank you!
I made a bet that Joe Blanton wouldn't pitch league average ERA+ for 75+ innings this year (https://twitter.com/TheAmitie/status/689546006967353344).
This was a terrible mistake on my part, as he did it, and now I have to follow through on my bet to eat one of everything at Dodger Stadium. The logistics of it don't make much sense, so here's what's going to happen:
The cost of a ticket is about 10-40 bucks, the cost of each kiosk is probably around 250 bucks for everything (20 bucks for hot dogs (beef and veggie only), 7 for fries, 8 for garlic fries, 25 for every iteration of nachos, 7 for peanuts, 7 for licorice, 7 for about 100 bucks for all of the novelty foods (garlic fries, the kobe beef burger (!), etc.). Whatever left over is for my copay to the doctor's office.
1. With the money raised, I will order one of everything at one kiosk at Dodger Stadium to complete the bet. The sooner we reach the goal, the sooner I can start this.
2. For every 250 dollars raised on top of that, I will go to another kiosk. Again, whatever's leftover goes to my next physical.
3. If any one person donates 300 dollars, I'll go to whatever kiosk they want and mention their name upon request (so long as the kiosk's total menu is covered by 200 dollars). Please note: 240 because some kiosks are only available on certain levels, so I have to have access to any level on the stadium.
Limitations:
-no extreme loaded dogs included, even by request.
-no alcoholic drinks, even by request.
-one dessert per kiosk per person I go with.
-my health is the main concern of this, so I reserve the right to follow through on this at my own pace. The goal is to complete it by the end of the 2017 season.
Rules for completion: I will record myself ordering one of everything at each kiosk per 200 dollars raised and record myself eating it.
This means nothing to me and I'd rather not do this, but I made the bet and I lost. I'm a man of my word.
I will not be thankful at all for this, but I will greatly appreciate your help in completing the bet.
I made a bet that Joe Blanton wouldn't pitch league average ERA+ for 75+ innings this year (https://twitter.com/TheAmitie/status/689546006967353344).
This was a terrible mistake on my part, as he did it, and now I have to follow through on my bet to eat one of everything at Dodger Stadium. The logistics of it don't make much sense, so here's what's going to happen:
The cost of a ticket is about 10-40 bucks, the cost of each kiosk is probably around 250 bucks for everything (20 bucks for hot dogs (beef and veggie only), 7 for fries, 8 for garlic fries, 25 for every iteration of nachos, 7 for peanuts, 7 for licorice, 7 for about 100 bucks for all of the novelty foods (garlic fries, the kobe beef burger (!), etc.). Whatever left over is for my copay to the doctor's office.
1. With the money raised, I will order one of everything at one kiosk at Dodger Stadium to complete the bet. The sooner we reach the goal, the sooner I can start this.
2. For every 250 dollars raised on top of that, I will go to another kiosk. Again, whatever's leftover goes to my next physical.
3. If any one person donates 300 dollars, I'll go to whatever kiosk they want and mention their name upon request (so long as the kiosk's total menu is covered by 200 dollars). Please note: 240 because some kiosks are only available on certain levels, so I have to have access to any level on the stadium.
Limitations:
-no extreme loaded dogs included, even by request.
-no alcoholic drinks, even by request.
-one dessert per kiosk per person I go with.
-my health is the main concern of this, so I reserve the right to follow through on this at my own pace. The goal is to complete it by the end of the 2017 season.
Rules for completion: I will record myself ordering one of everything at each kiosk per 200 dollars raised and record myself eating it.
This means nothing to me and I'd rather not do this, but I made the bet and I lost. I'm a man of my word.
I will not be thankful at all for this, but I will greatly appreciate your help in completing the bet.
Organizer
Seth A
Organizer
Santa Monica, CA
