DanBlock to Austin/Kick me out!
Endymion to Austin/Kick DanBlock Out of Asheville!
Hey, remember that time I uprooted my life and moved to the mountains? Remember that time I found myself burning giant wooden effigies in the woods with you freaks? Remember when I started playing music for you all, you know, usually for free, or all those CD’s you have in your cars without paying for them (let the jewish guilt wash over you)? Remember that time I moved to Austin to follow my dreams, the way you all showed me?
Oh yea, we haven’t hit that point just yet
In the middle of November this year, I’m packing up the station wagon (my giant purple van blew up) and I’m headed out west to show the rest of the world the lessons you taught me
That said, like all of us, I’m poor, and it’d be crazy for me to assume that enough people love me to want to aid in getting me out of town.
But enough people that dislike me? Totally.
If you’ve ever wanted to get out all that aggression towards the purple haired boy that’s wayyyyyyyyy too loud in public and starts far too many sentences with “I” then this is your chance!
Where will this money go? In the immediate? To fix up the touring vehicle, to having a bit more stability when I get out west finally, the chance to see my family up north before I move 1000 miles out, and to be honest...I really want an electric cello, but lets put that at the bottom of the wish list
But as most of you know, I fucking hate begging. So you get rewards for being awesome/a total dick. So if you’ve ever felt strongly towards me one way or another, I’d say this is your chance to show me/get me the fuck out of town!
Each prize gives you the oppurtunity to show me how much you care, or how badly you want me gone!
$5 - A copy of “Loved Another” my last CD and a thank you OR a copy of the CD so you can destory it in front of me, probably won’t thank you
$10 - An original poem and a pre-order of the next album (Remains Untitled) OR an original poem that you can spit on in front of me
$15 - A portrait poem (basically a poem about you, as I see you in the world) OR I’ll write a poem and you can take the credit for it (forever)
$25 - A ticket to enter the raffle for ONE of my Endymion jackets (you know the one, it’s like the only thing I wear at parties) OR for 30 - 45 seconds you can tell me to my face exactly how you feel about me, and here’s the kicker, I won’t say a goddamn word back
$30 - You get one reward per tier OR you get to slap me (I’m allowed to take a shot of whiskey before each slap)
$35 - You can Taze me. I have the tazer, you've seen it, you know it's real
$50 - An entirely original song by Endymion is the Moon written just for you! OR an insult song directed at your choice of person!
$100 - A show, wherever you want, when you want it (well, until I move or am in town) OR you can kick me in the nuts. That’s a bargain deal.
Hey, remember that time I uprooted my life and moved to the mountains? Remember that time I found myself burning giant wooden effigies in the woods with you freaks? Remember when I started playing music for you all, you know, usually for free, or all those CD’s you have in your cars without paying for them (let the jewish guilt wash over you)? Remember that time I moved to Austin to follow my dreams, the way you all showed me?
Oh yea, we haven’t hit that point just yet
In the middle of November this year, I’m packing up the station wagon (my giant purple van blew up) and I’m headed out west to show the rest of the world the lessons you taught me
That said, like all of us, I’m poor, and it’d be crazy for me to assume that enough people love me to want to aid in getting me out of town.
But enough people that dislike me? Totally.
If you’ve ever wanted to get out all that aggression towards the purple haired boy that’s wayyyyyyyyy too loud in public and starts far too many sentences with “I” then this is your chance!
Where will this money go? In the immediate? To fix up the touring vehicle, to having a bit more stability when I get out west finally, the chance to see my family up north before I move 1000 miles out, and to be honest...I really want an electric cello, but lets put that at the bottom of the wish list
But as most of you know, I fucking hate begging. So you get rewards for being awesome/a total dick. So if you’ve ever felt strongly towards me one way or another, I’d say this is your chance to show me/get me the fuck out of town!
Each prize gives you the oppurtunity to show me how much you care, or how badly you want me gone!
$5 - A copy of “Loved Another” my last CD and a thank you OR a copy of the CD so you can destory it in front of me, probably won’t thank you
$10 - An original poem and a pre-order of the next album (Remains Untitled) OR an original poem that you can spit on in front of me
$15 - A portrait poem (basically a poem about you, as I see you in the world) OR I’ll write a poem and you can take the credit for it (forever)
$25 - A ticket to enter the raffle for ONE of my Endymion jackets (you know the one, it’s like the only thing I wear at parties) OR for 30 - 45 seconds you can tell me to my face exactly how you feel about me, and here’s the kicker, I won’t say a goddamn word back
$30 - You get one reward per tier OR you get to slap me (I’m allowed to take a shot of whiskey before each slap)
$35 - You can Taze me. I have the tazer, you've seen it, you know it's real
$50 - An entirely original song by Endymion is the Moon written just for you! OR an insult song directed at your choice of person!
$100 - A show, wherever you want, when you want it (well, until I move or am in town) OR you can kick me in the nuts. That’s a bargain deal.
Organizer
Dan Endymion Block
Organizer
Asheville, NC