Editors note: Austin does not suffer from any life threatening disease or injury,  outside of crushing student loan debt, and the constant barrage of savage comments from the internet's finest assassins.  

Austin Martin, a strong advocate for the FREETHENIPPLEMOVEMENT and its affiliates, has gone viral, for his pudding like "Moobs." While some would be body shamed, and embarassed, Austin (one of Henry County's Finest Plus-sized Athletes, as made evident by that sweet ass flip) has been a good sport through it all! With his new found platform however, let it be known this jolly joker, half-man half-puffer fish, poor man's Micheal Phelps, would like to finish college, and help raise awareness for a good cause.
All jokes aside its fun to laugh at a meme made by a young man who has confidence and a sunny disposition, but many people are not so lucky and comfortable with themselves. This page is made in good fun to support Austin as he makes the world laugh and works his way through school, far from home at the Sheraton Waikiki bar "Rumfire." Let's help Austin continue making the world a better place one laugh at time, but on a more serious note, having a million views in the matter of just a couple days, comes with a great opportunity to raise awareness for a greater cause, and help people without as big a voice. Breast cancer is a serious disease with an estimated almost 250,000 new cases of invasive and roughly 60,000 non-invasive cases expected to be diagnosed in the US this year alone (per BreastCancer.org). This gofundme page is made in good spirits and good fun for Austin, but for $2 donated, $1 will go to the Breast Cancer Research Foundation in support of finding a cure. If you would like to donate directly please go to:
https://give.bcrfcure.org/checkout/donation?cid=13512
Remember, with great meme, comes great responsibility!
We love you all, and don't ever calm your tits!