Captain Fiasco is turning 50! And in good ol' Boatin' tradition, we're getting him a boat for his ripe (very ripe) old age.

A boat is a gift that keeps on giving, year after year. And the bigger the boat, the more people we can bring with us on each river trip. Boats, and all the gear they need, can be expensive. So we are reaching out to all of you to pitch in what you can to make Captain Fiasco's dream come true. Anything you can give is truly appreciated! And no, you don't have to give anything to be invited on a river trip. Your wonderful personality is enough.

For those of you who can donate something, the boat will come with a giant card that will have all of your names on it. I encourage you to send me a personalized message and I'll add that to your name. Bring out the snark, people....you know this guy can take it.

The Captain thanks you! Now let's go boatin'.