Hi everyone, my name is James.

After 13 years at Apple — with zero issues and literally my best performance review ever just weeks ago — I told a joke so spectacularly bad, it didn’t just fall flat — it got me fired. One unfunny comment… and just like that, my job was gone along with my health insurance.

Life decided to throw in a few more curveballs:

For years I’ve created content — comics, videos, and all kinds of material — and if I’ve ever entertained you or made you laugh, I’d be really grateful for your support. And if you’ve ever said something stupid that you’re secretly glad no one heard… well, maybe this is your chance to help someone who did the same and ended up paying the price.

I’m not looking for anything fancy — just enough to keep a roof over my head, stay healthy, and be there for my son while I get back on my feet.

Funds Will Cover

• Rent

• Utilities

• Groceries

• Medications / basic healthcare until I’m insured again

Thank you so much for reading, for sharing, and for any support you can give. It means more than I can say.