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Chas & Dave Cockney Brexit Knees Up

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Exit Brexit  is a song to help put an end to Brexit, designed specifically to impact the man and woman on the street who have largely been unmoved by graphs, data and elaborate arguments about stopping Brexit.  This includes leave voters in regret and remainers who think we must follow "the will of the people".  Both groups exhibit what psychologists call "learned helplessness"

Exit Brexit , written in the Chas & Dave "Mockney" style, will help persuade Brexiteers in regret and weary Remainers that Brexit is a "Dogs Dinner".  Here's the chorus line. Imagine "Margate" by Chas & Dave sung in an East End pub with punters soaked in Watneys' Red Barrel and cockles ...

"I'm really sick of Brexit
Why don't you fade away
I wanna find the exit
Please 'elp me Mrs May"

and one of the verses ...

"Well I’ve bin’ tryin’ to score some drugs for my dia-betes
But I still can’t buy no bog roll for me Brexit faeces
And I can’t afford a flight to Maracheeses (fake Spanish resort)
I might as well kick the bucket in Lyme Regis"

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Songwriter Peter Cook said of "Exit Brexit": 

"I note with disappointment that the man / woman reading The Sun / Mail / Express in my local cafe are unmoved by the clever arguments of academics, thought leaders and celebs who want to Remain.  A quick read of these papers is a good education of how these people think. As someone who is both a clever bastard and whose soul was saved by Rock'n'Roll, I believe we must reach out to these communities using language and methods they understand and engage with.  They were mis-sold Brexit, are demonstrating "buyers remorse" but don't believe that Brexit can or should be halted due to the crap "will of the people" mantra repeated endlessly by our shit politicians and rubbish gutter press. Exit Brexit makes the point that Brexit can be stopped using the medium of clever pop music which bites. Would you Adam and Eve it?"

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We will be approaching Danny Dyer (Eastenders) and John Altman (Nick Cotton) to give the song that ring of Bow Bells.  Check your mince pies and see what's on offer ...

* Buy the song  for just a bin lid (£1.00) donation or more, according to your wishes or purse

* Just donate whatever you feel towards the recording costs - it would help us recover all the costs we have incurred in making the "Rage Against The Brexit Machine" catalogue.  A "Paul McKenna" would be great, a "Pony" even better !

* Help finance our recording session with Danny Dyer or John Altman (a meet and greet will be included if we succeed) - This will include a pampering day at the studio - we need £3000, 6 monkeys or 3 bags of sand for this - you will be refunded if we don't meet the goal

* Be part of the "Mockney Brexit Choir" as your place in Making Brexit History - A ton (£100) buys you a day in a studio in Kent - we need ideally ten people for this (or twenty at £50 a head) - you will be refunded if we don't get enough people to form a choir

* Appear in the video for the song - one day in September on location in the East End of London if there are sufficient backers - we need £4000 or two "Jeffrey Archers" for this - you will be refunded if we don't meet the goal

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Only fools and horses still want Brexit ....

SATIRICAL STRETCH TARGET

£500 or more EVERY year from EVERY UK Citizen will help Theresa May pay for Brexit.  See Sky News - Cost of Brexit 

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Check the existing Rage Against Brexit album and songs out at RAGE

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"Hey, you!" [Holds up Chlorinated Chicken] "See these mate? 5p cheaper than yours down the market."


Break Brexit Before Brexit Breaks Britain ...

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