My name is Theodore. My wife, Rachel, was arrested about two weeks ago, when a warrant search turned up an old, bogus charge from when she had to leave her abusive ex with nothing but the clothes on her back. It's just a probation violation, but there's a $2000 fine she needs to pay.

She is currently the guest of the county sheriff. She is the primary earner in the household, and I'm a stay-at-home dad, which has left me and our two daughters, Willow and Rowan, in something of a lurch. We need about $5000 to pay the fines to get her out, and cover the bills until then, as she may be in for up to 90 days.

Please, help me save my princess.