Mark Schneider is Awesome. Give Him Money.

Look, you didn't come upon this page by accident. You're here because Mark Schneider is a gift to all humans and you know he just went through some rough garbage, and has been bedridden since January. You probably know that it cost a bajilliondy dollars, and that $35,000 of it is sitting on his credit cards right now.

I mean... A FULL PINT OF INFECTED BLOOD? WHAT IS THAT??!?!

Anyway, at least they sewed up his leg after removing the infected mass. So now there's only... oh, I don't know... A FULL YEAR OF PHYSICAL THERAPY ahead of him while he learns to walk on his own again and builds back all the muscle that he lost. Oof.

You know you owe Mark, so cough up. In all seriousness, Evie has taken months off work to take care of him full time, the two of them were living in a hospital for weeks, and the added expenses that come with losing your ability to walk add up fast. He's already on the hook (just out of his own pocket) for $35k on credit cards alone.

And that's not even considering how long he'll be out of work while he recovers.

So let’s say we at least cover half of those expenses? Just $17.5k. We can do this.