Hello there, I'm McZoomzoom and I'm on a noble quest to own a Kawasaki H2, the two wheeled equivalent of a fighter jet!

Why, because life's too short to ride boring bikes and i just need to live up to my namesake with 200+ bhp of pure tarmac melting heaven

The catch only is this abomination on two wheels, costs £35k and my pockets currently stuffed with nothing but dreams and a couple jellybabies .

Your donation will fuel my quest for happiness sat on an engine, help me dodge the savage British potholes by flying across the top of them in style and maybe even a coffee or two for me and Helga the H2 along the way.

Chip in and you might get to be a named rider or at least your name on the swing arm.