Mrs. Bockman
                         (to the song "The Candy Man"
                   Charlie and the Chocolate Factory)

Who can take a field trip
Make it feel like play
Educate your kid
And call it Chocolate Day

Mrs. Bockman
Mrs. Bockman can
Mrs. Bockman can cause she mixes it with love and makes her students feel Good

Who makes a log cabin
From toilet paper rolls
Empty handed parents 
Yell for help while on their bowls

Mrs. Bockman
Mrs. Bockman can 
Mrs. Bockman can cause she mixes it with love and makes her students feel Good

Mrs. Bockman makes
Everything she bakes
Great like Bruce's Super Bowl chili
You have heard her name on TV
If you watch Modern Fa-mi-ly

Who is leaving Warner
After thirty-seven years
No need to be a mourner
We should give her a big cheer

Mrs. Bockman
Mrs. Bockman is
Mrs. Bockman is cause it's time for her to travel and take the whole world in

So let's ALL donate and send her to Vegas to see those slot machines spin.......

by Scott Ichikawa