A little while ago in a galaxy very close to here...
There was an intrepid group of heroes off to Shambhala 2018 in
The Millennial Falcon. The Falcon had been on many ventures and drove to it's destination in the hot August sun.  The group sang songs and slept here and there.  They planned to dance merrily and pictured a weekend filled with healing, hugging and plenty of loving when all of a SUDDEN-
*!BANG!*
a smoke cloud like a dragon's fire came from underneath The Falcon!  Oh no. It couldn't be! The transmission on the Falcon had started to PEE!
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After a long night by the highway waiting for a tow, the young group of heroes still went with the flow. A tow finally came, and took them to Shambhala! Although Shambhala could not allow the tow truck to take The Falcon to Starlight, Tristan the Brave said "No worries good heroes! We will push the Falcon in, with all our collective might!"

And so the festival was saved, and The Millennial Falcon had made it. Although exiting the festival would be another story to be writ.

The Falcon then came to the land known as OK Tire. The mechanic said hmmm and rubbed his chin, thinking of what he'd require.
"A new transmission is needed" he said with a nod.
And $3,600 Shmeckles will be the cost for the job.

Thank you for hearing this tale!  I ask only if you are capable of donating, or if you have every had a fond memory of the Bus, or it's made you smile at one time or another, please help the Falcon make it to Shambhala 2019!  Your donation will help us spread more love and continue the journey through the GALAXY!

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