TAG 'o' Lanterns

If I raise $500 I will carve the entire principal cast of TAG into pumpkins. This includes John Hamm, Ed Helms, Hannibal Buress, The Guy From New Girl, and Isla Fisher. This does not include Rashida Jones. You should not give money to this. It is going to be a big hassle to get 5 large pumpkins and even more annoying to select images, stipple them onto the pumpkins, and then carve them out. I have other things I should be doing with this time, and undoubtedly the people I've made prior commitments to will be mad at me for doing this. My wife also believes it is in poor taste to monetize a craft project in such a crass, transactional way. But a deal is a deal, so if you ignore all of this and still donate and this reaches $500, those pumpkins are getting carved. Final warning, the money will not go to charity, I plan to use it exclusively on visits to Red Lobster.