Donate here INSTEAD of to Kanye

My name is Mike.

I think Kanye West is somewhat of a moron.

So, in the spirit of lost causes and making it rain, I would like to provide an alternative outlet for those wishing to throw away their money. 

Here's the long and short. If you have money to burn, send it my way. I can't understand how anyone can blow $53 million, but I can understand that someone who does blow $53 million shouldn't depend on others to give it back.

Here's what I'm willing to do. If you want to throw money my way for no reason, I'll take it.

First, I'll take my wife out to dinner because it's a nice thing to do. 

Second, I'll get some minor repairs done to my car. Nothing big, but why not?

Third, I'll completely fund the recording of my album.

Fourth, I'll give the rest back to the community. 

This may sound selfish, but seriously, I may spend $500 total on what I want/need/may need later. It's a week's pay for the average working person.

I'm not a needy person. I just feel like if some big time multi-millionaire who acts foolishly can feel the need to accept charity, so can I. 

So whip out the plastic! Throw out those dollars that are burning holes in your pocket.

Waste it because you can! You're in America!